just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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