5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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