i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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