Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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