is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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