do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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