That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
