took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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