Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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