he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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