ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Even my vagina gasped.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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