I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men