I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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