and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
