everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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