whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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