i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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Semen is not good for contacts.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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