ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Can I color on your dick again?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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