Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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