Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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