Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Semen is not good for contacts.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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