Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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