Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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