i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
