dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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