Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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