First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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