You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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