Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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