Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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