Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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