38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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