I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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