Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I can tuck mytits in my pants
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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