he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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