fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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