Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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