i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Oh Jesus.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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