I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
