I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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