I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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