Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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