Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You smell like stripper and shame
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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