Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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