So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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