You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Randomize
