my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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