I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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