They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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