Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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