I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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