Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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