i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize