Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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