how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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