We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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