I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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