It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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