Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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